The Bible Cliff Notes

I was talking to friends about cliff notes and what it would say if the Bible had them. This is what we came up with…

In the begining, God created the Heavens and the earth. And then everything else. Then man screws up and are doomed. But God still loves us and comes up with a plan. Then Jesus comes and saves the day…And pretty much everyday. For those who believe, we’ve already won. And for those who don’t are gonna burn.

Amen.

P.S. This is supposed to ba a little funny. Stop shaking your head like that…